5 things I learned at Carribean Cove

1. There are 7,534 different styles of bathings suits on the market in America; only 4 people look good in any of them.

2. 10 is too young for a bikini that shows your ass cheeks even when worn correctly.

3. If the reports on belly fat are true, Indiana is going to be in trouble in about 10 years when most of the population won't remember who they are.

4. There should be a national holiday for the person who thought up indoor water parks for places where it's cold in the winter.

5. Even if parts of you spill over certain sectionsof your swim suit, you look beautiful having fun in the water with your kid