Wednesday, January 23, 2008

5 Things I Learned at Dance Class Tonight

1. If you eat a burrito (or two) 30 minutes before dance class, it will try to crawl back (from any orifice it can) out before you've finished warming up.
2. If you position yourself to be smack in the middle of where two mirrors meet, you can cut your body weight and size in half.
3. Just like high school, if you distract the teacher and let him/her tell a personal story, you'll reduce the amount of work you actually have to do.
4. Scarfing down a double cheeseburger on the way home from dance class because you were afraid to eat beforehand makes you need to find that line between the mirrors again.
5. Just like the gym, dance class is better when you're with a friend.

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