Heavy is the head who wears the crown

It is with immeasurable sadness that I report the transference of the Crown of Dumbassery.

Not that I newly did anything stupid. Lately. Today. Yet.

The report on our Subaru Outback came back. Apparently there was an electrical issue involving two wires that conspired to disrupt the nerve center of the car. So we didn't run out of gas on the way to Labor Day at Donna's house.

It wasn't Jeff's fault. Sigh.